when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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