I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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