Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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