He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It's blow job season.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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