I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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