I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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