stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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