Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
