Your tits are I can't wait for
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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