Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
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Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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