oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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