I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?