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• (248): View more from Michigan

  is swine flu sexually transmttd?

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  Ha no, why?

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  sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

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• (818): View more from California

  Its about making memories worth repressing

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship

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• (315): View more from New York

  yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.

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  so you are graduating this semester.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I ate you ate to the whole david gray album

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?

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• (415): View more from California

  He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.

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