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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.

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• (925): View more from California

  I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  oh god was she eating orange peels again

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I hate how she's getting mean with age

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  Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him

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