is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Its about making memories worth repressing
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.