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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?

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Don't tempt me, I need beer money.

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(306): So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob? (1-306): Don't tempt me, I need beer money. http://tfl.nu/pmfd

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(770): View more from Georgia

A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!

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(770): A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES! http://tfl.nu/kktf

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(631): View more from New York

He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.

(205): View more from Alabama

I hate freshman.

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(631): He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them. (205): I hate freshman. http://tfl.nu/44or

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(530): View more from California

I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will

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(530): I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will http://tfl.nu/u061

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(614): View more from Ohio

at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.

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(614): at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure. http://tfl.nu/2f8p

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.

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(303): I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes. http://tfl.nu/g3e8

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(415): View more from California

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT

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I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.

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I effort

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(415): I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT (707): I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT. (415): I effort http://tfl.nu/ft8e

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...

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(218): I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin... http://tfl.nu/zsou

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(304): View more from West Virginia

They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger

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(304): They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger http://tfl.nu/q9xy

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(310): View more from California

So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.

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(310): So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned. http://tfl.nu/t3gi

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina

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(917): I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina http://tfl.nu/n2kg

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to

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(978): They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to http://tfl.nu/mjdy

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(949): View more from California

I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library

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(949): I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library http://tfl.nu/jhv7

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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed

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(614): I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed http://tfl.nu/qw2u

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(585): View more from New York

Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment

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(585): Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment http://tfl.nu/5svs

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