There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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