I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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