Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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