youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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