Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think my moral compass just broke
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