It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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