i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
no, he came in my armpit
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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