Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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