I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There r osticjed everywhere
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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