It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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