I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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