fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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