I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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