guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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