I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I deserve this hangover.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
