She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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