The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
This is the high leading the old right now
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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