Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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