i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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