I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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