SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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