this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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