I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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