I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.