): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless