She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.