Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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