i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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