People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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