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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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