I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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