Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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