My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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