I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
should my penis look like a turkey
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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