we have officially lost it.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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