i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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