i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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