Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish I only lived at night.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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