Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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