Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
