Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
please come you make the beer taste better
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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