He is an equal opportunity slut.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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