how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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