im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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