How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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