i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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