Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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